“My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. Body like a Greek statue – completely pale, no arms.”
— Phil Wang
"My Dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that’s how he lost his job in disaster relief.”
—Mark Watson
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I.”
— Billy Connolly
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