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WELCOME TO THE NEW YEAR’S EVE FUNCTION!

NYE/PST

Tomorrow night we’re gonna present our fanciest, fiercest selves to 2021 with gratitude. For one hour, I want to share music and fun and affirmations with you. When the clock strikes midnight, I might even sing a rendition of “Auld Lang Syne”, IDGAF, I’m insane like that.

“But Alexandriaaaaaa!!!” you say. “Can I join the party if I don’t have a Twitch account????

The answer is YES, my love. If you don’t have an account, you can’t join in the chat stream, but you can view and hear everything else. Which is fine, I know a bunch of y’all are voyeurs anyway. Either way, use the links below to add this shindig to your calendar. And if you do have a Twitch account, go to www.twitch.tv/thefunctionv3 and follow me so that you’ll get a notification the minute I go live.

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BTW I’M BACK ON MY SONGWRITING SH*T

Shoutout to these icky life situations for the inspiration; if nothing else, at least this drama is gonna lead to Spotify streams one day, right? Anyway, I posted some new lyrics for a song idea on Patreon last week. All my patrons subscribing at $25/month or more should have automatically received a notification when it went live. If you haven’t given it a read yet, click below!

LAST CALL!!!

It’s time to move on. This limited merch collab with Detroit-based art director Casey Fang is one of my favorite joys to have happened in the midst of the pandemic. Collaboration is the key to life, so while I’m lovingly leaving this one in 2020, know that there are plenty more on the horizon with graphic designers in 2021. At the close of the business day on Thursday the 31st, I will archive this micro-collection, so here’s your last chance to grab these stickers and posters.

…til next time 🌹