Psychic High School

January 2021

School Store Reviews

Ah, capitalism. Every student is acquainted with the school store, whether it’s purchasing commemorative plague snow globes or mandatory P.E. attire. But which products are best? And which come with curses or infusions of infernal eldritch energy? Let us know here, and don’t forget to use your 14 syllable student ID mantra for loyalty points!

Psychic Pyramid Scheme

Even for psychics it can be hard to imagine alternatives to capitalism, which is why the Psychic Business Leaders of Tomorrow (PBLOT) is one of the school’s oldest clubs. Student of the Month Quisp 73 tried it out and ended up making discoveries that would change his life. Read Quisp’s story here.

Remote Viewing Contest

Congratulations to Tyler Taylor from Ogdensburg, New York, USA, for identifying this month's remote viewing object: a photocopy of the famous 7 Mammals photo. We've flattened it out and mailed it to Tyler. Could you be our next winner? Tulka has selected a new object and placed it in his paper sack. Use your remote viewing powers to identify it and you could win next month's prize. Let us know what you see at info@psyhigh.com.

Psyhigh Spirit

New term, new classes! Seats for Advanced Telekinesis are moving quickly. There’s a delicious new dish in the cafeteria, an informal welcoming committee for new students, some self care tips regarding plasmoids, and a visit from Psyhigh’s favorite chlorokinetic uberclassperson.

How do you plan to escape the tyranny of the hyper-real? Let us know in your journal, remember to upvote us here, and be sure to visit our sponsor Zephyr Air Transport for all your airborne special delivery needs.

Sincerely,

Psychic High School

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