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Let Me Help You with That “Epoch Times” Crossword
by Ben Lyons
Let’s start with an easy one…. ah, 3-down: “Leader of the cult kidnapping our children and poisoning our liberties.” "Obama." Boom!
List: Normal Clothes, Explained
by Walt Maguire
Shoes are footwear that is not sneakers, Crocs, slippers, or boots. I cannot remember why you would want them.
I’m the Brand Voice for a New Start-Up, and I’m Super Horny for My Target Demographic
by Mary Gulino
We feel lucky to be in your life at all. And honestly, we hate that you aren’t single. Sometimes we feel like we should be paying you $39.99 a month.
How to Know God Has Been Sneaking Around Your House Lately
by Austin Adams
Your home library is all Bibles. I mean, uhh, could He make it any more obvious? The Bible is His favorite book!
List: “The Toys Are Sleeping” and Other Lies I Tell My Toddler
by Ryan Montanti
"The cat is sleeping right now. Use your quiet voice." / He’s not, but he’s 107 in people years. Stop screaming in his face.
Capture Your Zoom Therapist’s Interest in Just Ten Easy Steps
by McKayley Gourley
While it’s important to develop your key players (namely, your mom and your ex-boyfriend Ethan), don’t be afraid to throw in some side characters!
Quiz: Are You a Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha, Or an Individual Who Extends Beyond the Confines of This TV Personality Quiz?
by Quinn Forlini
1. Where does all your money go?
a. Clothes.
b. Clothes.
c. Clothes.
d. Clothes.
e. A variety of things based on my different needs and interests.
List: 7 Reasons You Should Check Out the Science Lab in Josh’s Basement
by Corey Johnsen
It seemed like you perked up a little when Josh mentioned he was trying to make mythological hybrid beasts in a lab he built in his basement.
The Count of Monte Cristo Would Like to Discuss His Many Interests That Aren’t Revenge
by Brianne Gagnon
I hear my quest for vengeance described as “single-minded,” and I can’t help but resent that.
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Take a Comedy Writing or Improv Class
by The Second City
Want to improve your writing and meet fellow comedy writers? The Second City has live and self-paced online classes for satire, sketch, and TV writing, plus improv and stand-up. Check out upcoming multi-week class dates and use discount code "PIC" for 10% off.
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