A Letter to Mr. Six, the Dancing Six Flags Mascot from the Early 2000s, for Being a Lying, Cheating Son of a Bitch

That man that I saw on the screen—that I had grown up IDOLIZING—was actually just some hack in disguise.

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A Letter to Mr. Six, the Dancing Six Flags Mascot from the Early 2000s, for Being a Lying, Cheating Son of a Bitch
by Josh Dentler

That man that I saw on the screen—that I had grown up IDOLIZING—was actually just some hack in disguise.

Quiz: Am I Your Perfect Girlfriend or the New iPhone?
by Spurty Rao

I can survive at a depth of six meters under water up to 30 minutes, unlike your ex who just quit it over a spilled lemonade.

A Plea for a Second Chance from Your Ex, Instant Pot
by Liz Deranja

The first time you touched me, it was like you read the instruction manual on how to make my water boil.

A Crash Course on Practicing Gratitude
by Jessica Delfino

The cool thing about being grateful is that any time you sense a challenge, you can thank it, and then you win.

All the Embarrassing Stuff You Caught Me Doing When You Entered My Bedroom Without Knocking
by David Sandwich

You know I only pick my nose because I have to. My doctor says if I don’t pick my nose, I won’t be able to breathe out of it.

I Am Your Abandoned Pandemic Bike and I Will Not Be Ignored
by Lauren Zmirich

What does your couch give you that I don’t?

At Instagram, We Like People, Including People Like Me, CEO Adam Mosseri, Who Has Just Started Therapy for the First Time
by Mary Ann Barfield

Some of you seem to be using this platform for what my psychologist, Dr. Winter, has identified as attention-seeking behavior.

No, My Virginity Has Nothing to Do with Me Being the Last Living Tortoise of My Species
by Marc Escudie

I enjoy the bachelor lifestyle that comes with living on an island that was ransacked by humans in the 1800s.

List: What Your Favorite Deity Says About You, After We Called and Asked
by Zia Ahmed

Ganesh, God of New Beginnings: "I'm all for New Year's resolutions, but I bet you ten rupees she uses that annual yoga studio pass exactly once."

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