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I Am Your Free Spirit and I Quit
by Viktoria Shulevich
You dropped out of law school to travel around the world “like an Australian.” I knew this was the beginning of something special.
List: More Hybrid Skirmish Films We Probably Don’t Need
by Gary Almeter
Doctor Zhivago vs. Babe – This talking pig is out for revenge against the Russian physicist and poet who ate his brother.
A Series of Internal HR Memos RE: The Justice League’s Vaccine Policy
by Kevin Lutz
We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.
We Must Protect the Elderly from COVID-19 by Not Visiting Them, So That When This Pandemic Is Over, We Can Continue Not to Visit Them
by Rachel Reyes
We know you're eager to get back to inconsistent monthly visits to your 87-year-old father and checking your watch and sighing the entire time.
6 Ways to Save $400 Million Before Age 30 by Budgeting, Smart Saving, and Hitting the Powerball
by Alex Bergmans
Through budgeting tweaks and a winning Powerball lottery ticket, you, too, can be living with no debt and $400 million in savings.
God Keeps Delaying Our Period Redesign Rollout
by Julis Rei
I know that our omni-everything boss is obsessed with blood metaphors, but this seems a bit gratuitous.
I Lived It: I Gave My Mouse a Cookie
by Cameron Burger
I should never have strayed from the routine. The second I opened that dessert cupboard I knew it was a mistake.
I’m a Wes Anderson Man Now
by Eric Farwell
It consists of wearing a bespoke suit, carrying a pocket watch, looking through binoculars, and having a staunch belief that America peaked in 1948.
List: Anagrams of Media Outlets That Reveal Their Sinister 420-Friendly Agenda, According to Newsmax’s Greg Kelly
by William Vaillancourt
The Hollywood Reporter – Horror: To Pelt Holy Weed
Washington Post – Stashing Pot Now
The New Yorker – Reek, Thy Owner
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Enroll in "How to Write Funny" - The Official Video Course
by Scott Dikkers
The complete, one-stop, how-to manual for mastering the fundamentals of comedy writing, from the founding editor of The Onion. Includes 20 video lessons, access to private Facebook group of supportive peers, monthly 1-hour group AMA calls, three of Scott's bestselling comedy books, and six more cheatsheets and guides. Now ON SALE thru April 15 only!
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