The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
MAY 2021
Names of the Month:
A psychiatrist and a proctologist opened a practice together. Not knowing what to call it, they put an ad in the paper seeking a name for their new business.
Some suggestions were:
* Minds and Behinds
* Nuts and Butts
* Loons and Moons
The winner: Odds & Ends
—BoulderTherapist.com
Signs of the Month:
Court Comments of the Month:
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
Tweet of the Month:
"You cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste. Believe me. I've tried."
—@walruslifestyle
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