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NOW AVAILABLE IN HARDCOVER!

THE BOOK OF UNWRITTEN POEMS by Curtis C. Chen

That’s right, <<First Name>>: you can now purchase your very own copy of The Book of Unwritten Poems, the magical tome described in my story of the same name (originally published in The Sunday Morning Transport and reprinted in The Year’s Best Fantasy, Volume Two)!


Fair warning: this is a print-on-demand edition, so it may take a few weeks for your copy to arrive. But be honest—you’ve been waiting your entire life for your book of unwritten poems, haven’t you? So what’s a few more weeks? The sooner you order, the sooner you’ll find out what the universe has to say to you! Or not!*


The Book of Unwritten Poems is exactly one hundred pages long.

Each page is blank, save for a title at the top.

There are no page numbers.


All this can be yours for just TWO DOLLARS (PLUS TEN DOLLARS, plus applicable sales tax, plus shipping and handling)! What poems and revelations will appear in your book? You won’t know until you…

PUSH THE BUTTON, <<First Name>>

*FINE PRINT: Poems may vary. Magic not guaranteed. No refunds or exchanges without receipt and/or ashes of destroyed book. HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY.

Operators Alice and Tye are standing by!

A black cat and a calico cat sit in the kitchen, waiting. This is not a haiku. OR IS IT?!?