Some Zombie groaners for Halloween:
Humans get arrested under Miranda rights, but what do zombies get arrested under? Habeas Corpus people!
If the Joker actor was the only zombie in a web series what would it be called? The Joaquin Dead.
Which sea do zombies swim in? The Dead Sea!
What did the zombie say when he was asked why he eats brains? "A mind is a terrible thing to go to waste."
During the apocalypse, what did the stupid children say to each other? "Zombies usually eat brains, ergo you are in all probability safe."
What did the zombie say about drinking blood? "Blood is really warm. It's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming."
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