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Greetings WWN Nation!

This is your weekly Truth Alert. It’s NATIONAL FRANKENSTEIN DAY, which is great lead-in to Halloween Weekend! Meanwhile,
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS STUDIOS is filming it’s first feature — The ZOMBIE WEDDING!

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DEBUNK! with Cordelia Bunk -  On the set of The Zombie Wedding  (Part 1)

Some Zombie groaners for Halloween:

Humans get arrested under Miranda rights, but what do zombies get arrested under? Habeas Corpus people!

If the Joker actor was the only zombie in a web series what would it be called? The Joaquin Dead.

Which sea do zombies swim in? The Dead Sea!

What did the zombie say when he was asked why he eats brains? "A mind is a terrible thing to go to waste."

During the apocalypse, what did the stupid children say to each other? "Zombies usually eat brains, ergo you are in all probability safe."

What did the zombie say about drinking blood? "Blood is really warm. It's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming."

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Here’s an October flashback. Weekly World News - October 29th, 1994. “They floated in the clouds like giant hummingbirds”

Bat Boy apologies for interrupting last Friday’s newsletter. He caused quite a ruckus on the set of The Zombie Wedding. But we will make it up this week with 2 newsletters and some exclusive Behind The Scenes shots from the Zombie Wedding!

Happy Halloween!! Watch out for the Giant Kentucky Cockroaches!

Greg D’Alessandro
Editor-in-Chief
editor@weeklyworldnews.com