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Paul at the Palms:
thoughts, prayers, justice, humor, and upcoming events
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Ponderings

Connecting names and faces challenges all of us. Have you ever finished having a lovely conversation with someone at church but 10 seconds after you walk away you can’t remember their name? Or ever see an old friend at church, but you get home, and their name escapes you? Ever look at a prayer list and see a familiar name but you can’t connect the name with the face?
 
It's time to Bee the Church 🐝.
 
Bee the Church is our theme for our new photo directory. It’s different than the directories with which you might be familiar:

  • There’s no pressure to buy anything.
  • Once done it will be updateable as people join or leave.
  • It includes a brief paragraph to describe the person.

 But it is not complete without you! We need your picture to complete it.  
 
This month we are taking pictures of folks after worship. Just a few minutes of your time is all it takes, and you can help us stay connected and Bee the Church.
 
Shalom, Paul


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Justice Is Not for Just Us at The Palms

Twelve years ago this month, up in the International Space Station, Scott Kelly, the commanding officer, spoke over the radio as flight controllers in Houston fell silent.
 
"As I look out the window, I see a very beautiful planet that seems very inviting and peaceful. Unfortunately, it is not. These days, we are constantly reminded of the unspeakable acts of violence and damage we can inflict upon one another, not just with our actions, but also with our irresponsible words. We're better than this. We must do better."


The Coconut Palm
If you’re looking for a light-hearted giggle, make a beeline for these bee jokes and bee puns! Here are some of my favorite funny bee jokes (or should that be honey bee jokes!?) to get you buzzing.

 
What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead? 
A zombee.
 
I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one. 
It was a freebie.
 
What did the bee say to the naughty bee? 
Bee-hive yourself.
 
Which singers do bees love? 
Sting, Bee-yonce and the Bee Gees.
 
What do bees do when their friend moves into a new hive? 
They throw them a house swarming party.
 
What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day? 
A Frizz-bee.
 
What is the most watched TV in the hive? 
Bee-witched.
 
Which sport do bees like the most? 
Rug-bee.
 
What do you call a bee that works for the government? 
A pollentician.
 
What do you call a bumble bee trying to make up its mind? 
A maybee.


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A Palm Reader's Look into the Future

This Sunday, January 15, Pastor Jim returns to the pulpit. Read John 1:29-42. Jesus asked, “What are you looking for?” How will you and I answer that question?

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Bee the Church and get your picture taken!

The Annual Meeting will be Saturday, January 28, 9:00 a.m. in the sanctuary. Come and hear about our plans for 2023 and vote on our 23-ministry budget and slate of officers.
 
Check the church website for upcoming events.

The "our deepest fear" scene from Akeelah and the Bee.
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