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Hey party people, what’s crackalackin’?


Yikes. Forget I said that. Off to a bad start.


Look, I had a whole thing planned. I was going to start with a long and hopefully entertaining essay about either the writing software I use, or my tragic but thankfully brief foray into smartwatch-ownership. But I’m editing the sequel to Kill Your Brother, and 300 Minutes of Mystery, and a YA novel which is working-titled If You Tell Anyone, You’re Next, so I haven’t had the time to write any long essays, entertaining or otherwise. And if I wait until I have the time, my big news will be stone cold by the time I send the email (and so will everything else, the universe having achieved a state of maximum entropy).


So you’ll just have to take my word for it that both stories would have been funny. Onward:

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Big news #1: Headcase is out in audio!

At last you can enjoy the gravelly tones of Christopher Ragland reprising his role as Timothy Blake (and every other character). It’s visceral. I shivered with grossed-out delight when I listened to the talking-with-a-mouthful-of-earlobe bit. Grab some headphones and buckle up.

Big news #2: cheap ebooks in the USA

Hey, are you in America, and sick of me using this newsletter to babble about things that are only available in Australia? Well, who’s laughing now (it’s you) because for the rest of this month, Hangman and Just One Bite have been reduced to $2.99 each on Kobo and Kindle, but only in the US. I find it existentially uncomfortable to see more than a decade of work sold so cheaply, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t get ‘em while they’re hot.

Big news #3: I’m coming to Wagga!

The wonderful people of Collins Booksellers in Wagga Wagga have invited me to do a signing in-store at 10am on Saturday April 15. I haven’t been to Wagga in years, and I can’t wait. Maybe I can research the sequel to Kill Your Brother while I’m there, since it’s set nearby. Please come!

Big news #4: I have an online shop

If you don’t live in Wagga (or Canberra) and you’d still like a signed book, good news! I’m running out of room on my bookshelf, so I’m selling some of my books. Would you like an autographed Jack Heath book, perhaps as a birthday gift for someone? You can now buy them online. Hurry, supplies are very limited. (The bookshelf is full, but not that full.)

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Big news #5: Scream is coming to audio!

I’m excited to announce that my Scream series is coming to audio! If you need reminding, Scream is a series about four tweenage kids who hunt strange monsters in the haunted town of Axe Falls. All four books will be released as a single volume, narrated by the terrific Ben Smalley. Pre-order now for an April 1 release!

I know, you’re still mad that you didn’t get to hear about my smartwatch or my writing software.

Let me make it up to you with a free piece of flash fiction that I wrote in seven minutes at a writing workshop in Gunning:

Caleb peered down into the gorge. It was like looking into the open mouth of a shark, or ­­maybe a whale—one of those really big ones that sucked krill in and then blew the water back out, trapping the creatures between its hairlike teeth. It was so deep that he couldn’t see the bottom, just an inky void. Which meant the helicopter could be down there, somewhere. Its cargo still in the hold, emitting slow pulses of gamma radiation, sterilising the ice all around it.

The wind picked up, threatening to cast him down into the gloom. He shivered, and zipped the puffer jacket all the way to his nose. In mid-winter Antarctica, the time of day didn’t matter much. The sun was never more than a faint stain on the horizon. Just the same, Caleb could feel the night closing in on him.

He hooked his carabiner onto his climbing rope and hefted the ice-pick. He told himself it was no different to scaling the back wall of old Mrs Maple’s house to steal her weather vane. Actually, it would be safer, since this rope was way tougher than a bed sheet. As he crouched, looking for somewhere to hammer in the piton, something whistled past his head, something hot and angry.

The gunshot reached his ears a split second later.

Caleb didn’t look around for the shooter. Knew there wouldn’t be time. Instead, he did the only thing he could—a backflip.

OK, I gotta go. I’ll slide back into your inbox when Scream comes out. In the meantime, you can follow me on all social media (yes, now including TikTok) to appease our algorithmic overlords. Links:

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