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This is your weekly Truth Alert. HAPPY ASTRAL DESTINY DAY! And here’s a handy cosmic gizmo that will tell you where you are going?  It’s for sale, and if you are in alignment, you will know where!

HERE is THE LATEST from the WWN UNIVERSE:

"Food is much cheaper on Ebay. Lots of folks are looking into this alternative to supermarkets and restaurants."

Gritty to the rescue. And it happened after $1 hot dog night!

"Nudists wanna nudist. Wherever they go!"

"Finally something all scientists agree on."

BAT BOY SOCKS at the WWN STORE!

"I like it. I also hear they're considering giving away single cigarettes if you buy a happy meal."

"It's a new trend in plastic surgery. Many people want to look like their favorite tv characters."

WWN's Award-Winning Investigative Reporter, Cordelia Bunk, continues her ground-breaking interview with the Matrix.

“Aliens want to make it easier for humans. "They really do have our best interests in mind."

"Millennials have been shattering old traditions, but this one... they're loving it. Tupperware Parties are back!"

TAXES - AWKWARD PUPPETS

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""By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere."
  — Jerry Seinfeld

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… unless I buy something."
    — Jackie Mason

“Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry?”
   — Maria Bamford

“I went home with this French guy 'cause he said something adorable, like, 'I have an apartment.”
    — Amy Schumer

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BREAKING: Connecticut Man Discovers Time Machine in His Basement, Uses It to Travel Back in Time for Perfectly Brewed Coffee!

Watch out for Raccoon Dogs. They come out in full force when the weather warms up.  Wear your peanut butter!

Greg D’Alessandro
Editor-in-Chief
editor@weeklyworldnews.com