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This is your weekly Truth Alert. HAPPY EASTER WEEKEND! Little Monkey Man is celebrating with his peeps.

DEBUNK! with Cordelia Bunk! On the Set of The Zombie Wedding

DEBUNK with Cordelia Bunk - On the set of The Zombie Wedding
Monty Python Dead Parrot

Alberto Amore - 30 year veteran hair stylist at NYC’s globally renown Astor Place Hairstylists - shows off his copy of WWN’s limited edition Greatest Covers. He’s got other WWN swag at his station including a bumper sticker and a Bat Boy bobble head.

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"I'll never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera. "Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye."
Jerry Seinfeld

“Don’t ask me about my pan pizza, it’s personal.”
Doug Benson

Two cannibals are eating a clown, and one looks at the other and says, Does this taste funny to you?”
Joe Mande’s Dad

Imagine ordering from a waitress everything that you get at a buffet. Yes, I’d like to start with some spaghetti, two chicken wings, a Jell-o cube, and a few beets. And for my next plate, I will have a hard shell taco filled with ham cubes — I will take one bite of that and realize it was a horrible mistake. I’ll have some ice cream and I’ll have some salad …”
Matt Knudsen

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Here’s an April flashback. Weekly World News - April 9, 2004. “One small step for man, one giant leap for the bikini.”

BREAKING: Gootans have been spotted in Wisconsin. They are abducting cows again. Authorities are not sure why this is happening but one said, “they are getting the milk for free.”


Watch out for fake Easter Bunnies out there. There is only one.

And he’s made of chocolate!


Greg D’Alessandro
Editor-in-Chief
editor@weeklyworldnews.com