It is not, regretfully, within my gift to return to you the European Union passport this nation threw away seven years ago in an act of national self-harm. That fight goes on!
But what we can do, by way of token resistance, is show the world that not everyone in Britain thinks a blue passport is compensation for the loss of the four freedoms EU membership bestowed.
So I am very happy to say we have secured a new batch of our Bollocks to Brexit passport covers, now available to new subscribers.
These luxurious burgundy “vegan leather” covers will slip superbly around your passport, making it plain to anyone exactly which side of the Brexit debate you stand.
Sign up for just £5 a month and get access to all our work, including our entire archive and daily interactive puzzles. For another £5 a month, you can also have our award-winning newspaper delivered to your door each week, and get your FREE Bollocks to Brexit passport cover (worth £25).
Supporting our independent and award-winning journalism is another concrete act of resistance against the narrow-minded nationalistic agenda of much of the UK’s mainstream media.
Plus, your free passport cover will prove a pleasant distraction and talking point as you endure the interminable queues at border control in whichever one of our wonderful EU neighbours you choose to holiday in this summer.
