Two robins are sitting in a tree. The first robin turns to the other robin and says, “ I'm starving. I have to get some food. What do I do?” The Second robin says, “well it rained last night, the field is right down there, it has to be crawling with worms, we'll just fly down into the field and eat the worms.” Which they do. They proceed to gorge themselves on worms to the point at which they can't fly. Now the first robin turns to the second robin and says, “Now what do I do? I've eaten so many worms I can't fly.” The second robin says, “well it's a beautiful day now, the sun is shining, we'll just bask in the sunshine until we digest the worms.” Which they do, until a cat comes by and sees these two robins that obviously can't fly. The cat pounces on them and eats them. As the cat is walking away, it says to itself “I just love Baskin Robbins.” |