[House of Yes] MISSING FLOUNDER! REWARD! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

THE BLOOD BALLET CABARET PRESENTS

"ILLUMINATEASE"

01/13 - House of Yes - 7:00pm

If the Mayans were wrong about their apocalyptic predictions, then you are all here to read this and there is no excuse to miss the Blood Ballet Cabaret's upcoming show. In town for one night on their 2013 tour, this family of dysfunctional yet loveable burlesque and circus performers are dedicated to pushing boundaries on and off stage. A titillating cabaret presentation with a conspiracy theme - come watch this bevy of Montreal's most powerful performers sinfully demonstrate stories of moon landings, religious conspiracies and celebrity assassinations!

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STARRING:

MISS BLOODY MARY ANNE

THE LADY JOSEPHINE (Vancouver)

ESMERALDA NADEAU-JASSO (Montreal)

ST. STELLA (Toronto)

OUR INFAMOUS HOST SHERWIN TIJA (Montreal)

FEATURING GUEST PERFORMANCES BY:

NASTY CANASTA (NYC)

DANGRR DOLL (NYC)

About The Blood Ballet Cabaret:

The Blood Ballet Cabaret (BBC) is a show that will titillate and showcase sinful decadence at its best. The salacious Ms. Bloody Mary Anne (Kamee Abrahamian) leads a family of dysfunctional yet loveable burlesque, circus, and musical performers dedicated to pushing boundaries on and off the stage. The interactive approach and intimate setting draws an audience as diverse as the performances themselves. With circus acts ranging from aerial contortion to fire hooping, the BBC is a constantly evolving organism which feeds a healthy dose of adrenaline to those who are craving some extra spice in their nocturnal ventures. The show boasts a bevy of empowered, creative women who excude confidence and sensuality through burlesque performance, connecting with the crowd regardless of age, gender, and sexuality. By the end of Blood Ballet experience, the room is humming with an erotic energy that is sure to fuel the rest of your evening.

Fame has a higher profile then fortune, she has a house in a L.A., a condo in New York, and spends a lot of time traveling. She nibbles on sex tapes and devours people whole. She kicks it with mass murderers and drinks publicly with Lindsay and her mom. The bitch will fuck you up, but you just can't stop thinking about her.

Being a professional performer in one of the most important cities in the world, notoriety is what pays the bills. Blatant self promotion is expected and unavoidable. Your face, your body and your personality are your primary instrument in your craft. Thursday, January 24th,Come see the cream of the crop circus performers wrestle and ponder what fame means to them, while flying above your head and defying death,
all for the sake of glory and the sound of your applause.

Hosted by Barbara Walters.

Still accepting submissions: your relationship with fame? do you chase it, fear it, pretend not to care about it? submit your 3-5 minute act of illustriousness and clout to anya@ladycircus.com

Doors at 8, show at 9. $10
Tickets available exclusively at the door.

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