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 Xmas Spectacular 2012!


With the power of the true meaning of Christmas found within each and everyone of us we WILL persevere through the impending apocalypse!
ALL HAIL CALIGULA!

:::::OPENS THURSDAY! 4 nights only!::::::::
David F. Slone, Esq. & The Love Show present Angela Harriell's NUTCRACKER: RATED R

After the last six years' sold-out runs, Nutcracker: Rated R returns
to Le Poisson Rouge for four nights only!

Nutcracker: Rated R cracks open the heart of the classic children's ballet to uncover drugs, sex, family secrets and all the other delights that make the Holidays so special. Little ballerina Clara is now a rebellious teen. Her disdain for her bourgeois family is challenged when her uncle Drosselmeyer takes her back in time to early 1980s New York. There, she discovers the seamy underground club scene and her family's untold history. Echoes of the original Tchaikovsky score mix with contemporary, unexpected beats to complement a range of movement from ballet to breakdance and burlesque. Ms. Harriell's interpretation is a dark, witty and satirical homage to (and cautionary tale about) the excesses of nightlife.

Choreography by Angela Harriell
Story Reimagined by Angela Harriell & David F. Slone, Esq.
Rhythm Gymnastics by Katrin "Lucy" Hoffmann of the 1996 German Olympic Team
Music Remixed by David F. Slone, Esq.
Dance Captain: Christina "CJ" Johnson
Performed by Jennifer Carlson, Sarah Conrad, Gregory Dubin, Jordan
Fife Hunt, Duane Gosa, Angela Harriell, Atsunori Umihei Hayamizu, Miku
Kawamura, Rachael Ma, Takushi "Huu" Minami, Nobuya Nagahama, Toshihiko
Nakazawa, Tsubasa Ogawa, Joseph Schles, David F. Slone, Esq., & Julie
Smith.

December 20 at 11:30pm, doors at 11pm. December 21, 27 & 28 at 8pm,
doors at 7pm.
$30 VIP seats (2 item food/drink minimum)
$25 perimeter seats (2 item food/drink minimum) // $20 General Admission standing room (no minimum)
Tickets maybe purchased online at http://tix.nutcrackerratedr.com
or by calling 212.505.FISH.

Running time: 90 minutes with one ten-minute intermission

(le) poisson rouge
158 Bleecker Street (between Thompson & Sullivan Streets)
New York, NY
ACE or BDFV to West 4th Street
Thursday, Dec. 20th

party ppl. it has been a minute but I'd like to happily announce the
return of NO PARKING ON THE DANCEFLOOR!! at its original home in the
one and only House of Yes!
with yer xxxmas mafia birthday selectahs:

$mall ¢hange (agent 23)
Still Life (agent 31)
Jay Zotos (agent 22)
just added: Crito of Broklyn Beats/Pure Fire fame!

and yer xxxmas mafia birthday hosts:
Ana Tropicana (agent 26)
Squiddie (agent 24)

VJs:
Daniel McKleinfeld
Doctor Mojo http://mojovideotech.com/

Thursday Dec. 20th.
9pm til you stop dancing
$10
House of Yes is at 342 Maujer near Morgan, L train to Grand.

also we have another party crashing ours so shouts to Leslie and her crew!

for those not in the know, No Parking was a party I threw for a few
years at House of Yes. It means what it is. No Parking. Keep it moving
ppl no standing around! Here's the original mission statement from
February of '09:

That's right party ppls, no parking baby, no parking on the
dancefloor. That's what this shit is all about and fuck the hokey
pokey. On some pure shit. The central focus is music and dancing.
If you're on the dance floor you MUST be dancing. We will have dance
police and yo' ass WILL get ticketed. Get down or make room!

Why is it that most of the time we want to simply want to dance we
have to go to a club, deal with wack ass door policy, spend dough on
overpriced drinks, and on top of that mofos are standing around on the
floor while yer trying to move and/or worse grabbing your ass or some
shit. Fuck that!

Well this party is about changing that. Basically its about
decontructing all the things that have been put in the way of purely
enjoying music and dancing, and also challenging the concept of what
kind of music is 'danceable'.

Deconstructing. Getting back to what its all about. Like I said, the
only rule is if you are on the dancefloor, you MUST be dancing. No
talking and no standing. Get off your ass and jam. That simple.

No parking is one of my favorite parties I threw and after a needed
break I'm looking fwd to kicking it off again with a lil Bday
celebration for myself and various other folks who get screwed at
christmas because of the proximity of their birthday. xxxmas mafia
will be in full e-f-f-e-c-t!!
 
:::::FRIDAY, December 21st::::::

Thunder Gumbo XVII: WRAPTUREMANIA 2012!!!!!!!!!!
Come get your unconsciousness elevated at our smack-down this FRIDAY,
FRIDAY, FRIDAY!
As the World Ends...two Titans will battle for divine supremacy:
QUETZALCOATL - The Feathered Serpent, the spastic Aztec, the ruler from Cholula!
Weighing in at 425 pounds, this Mayan Deity goes straight for the
Teoticles- watch out, he's a man with no time to lose!

*******************VERSUS*************

SANTA CLAUS - The Father Christmas, the reindeer charioteer, the soul of the North Pole!
Weighing in at 385 pounds, this monstrous marroon marauder is
promising a room full of red noses and a stuffed chimney whether
you've been naughty or nice!
WHO WILL WIN?! AND WILL WE BE ALIVE TO WITNESS IT?!?!

Also featuring exhibitionist rounds by Doc Advencha, QuetzalGuncle and
Barbara Streisand.
Come between 10 and 11pm for complimentary limo rides, with free
champagne (and compliments)!

Featuring:
Zuzuka Poderosa
Stumblebum Brass Band
DirtyFinger
Joro Boro
Tinseltown

Also featuring:
-Performances by stars of the House of Yes X-Mas Spectacular including Anya Saphozhnikova and Kae Burke
-Live WWF style wrestling performances
-Dinosaurs
-Midnight champagne toast as the world is ending, real pain throughout the night
-Cult-themed chillout punch room upstairs (don't drink the punch!)
-Sexy sacrificial alters
-Champagne limo rides between 10 and 11

Costume suggestions:
A ruined Mayan, an Aztec basketball team, anything featuring clocks,
feathers, serpents, Santa suits, Christmas sweaters, strap-on antlers,
and anything sacrilegious.  Your costume choice may very well
influence the battle for our destiny...choose wisely.

Friday, Friday, Friday, December 21st 10pm-6am
$5 in costume or before midnight, $10 otherwise
House of Yes (342 Maujer St)  L train to Grand
 
:::::::::SATURDAY, December 22:::::::::::
THE SAINT AT LARGE
In association with THIRSTY GIRL PRODUCTIONS
and BENJAMIN ICKIES present

A NIGHTMARE BEFORE XMAS PARTY
(Halloween Makes A Comeback)

The terrible Sandy Claws blew through New York, stealing Halloween in
the dead of night. But the residents of Halloween Town have struck
back, occupying Christmas Town to run their own Noel from Hell.

A once wholesome neighborhood with candy-cane striped street posts and
cotton candy colored signs, Christmas Town has been vandalized by
skeletal reindeer and zombie elves preparing for their depraved
version of Yuletide

Music by: DJs HONEY DIJON
and SEAN TEMPLAR (opening)
The Deviant Kayvon Zand as MC
Performances by: JOEY ARIAS, JOHN KELLY, LEE CHAPPELL, DAVID SLONE,
JOHN PRESNELL, ERICA MANICI and
BENJAMIN ICKIES accompanied by THIS AMBITIOUS ORCHESTRA

Burlesque by BOO BOO DARLIN & AURORA BLACK
Go-Go and surprises provided by THE LOVE SHOW & The Puppeteers' Cooperative

with Choreography by ALLISON JONES (The Metropolitan Opera) and
costumes by ABIGAIL RIST
Decor by ANDIE OLIVE and Biodidactic Design
Costumes Encouraged

Saturday, December 22, 2012
Doors @ 11:00pm
(LE) POISSON ROUGE
158 Bleecker Street – NYC

Tickets: $25 advanced | $35 at door
http://www.lepoissonrouge.com/lpr_events/a-nightmare-before-x-mas-party-halloween-makes-a-comeback-dec-22nd-2012/

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