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Fame has a higher profile then fortune, she has a house in a L.A., a condo in New York, and spends a lot of time traveling. She nibbles on sex tapes and devours people whole. She kicks it with mass murderers and drinks publicly with Lindsay and her mom. The bitch will fuck you up, but you just can't stop thinking about her.
 
::::SEEKING ACTS!::::
 
We are seeking acts to include in our Valentines Day variety show on February 14th! Information is below. 
If you have a heart-breaking, tear-jerking or just plain incredible act that you LOVE, please email kaeburke@gmail.com to be considered for the show! Participants receive HD video of their act, rehearsal space and true love. 

:::::::Valentines Day, Thursday February 14th:::::
 
F*CK LOVE: A Valentines Massacre
 
Love is a many splendid thing... until things get fucked up. Whether you are hopelessly in love, happily married, joyfully divorced, blissfully single or secretly sleeping with your roommate's boyfriend, we invite you to join us for an evening of exquisite entertainment exploring Love, Loss and Lust! Let us entertain your hearts and nether regions with a show of romance featuring circus performances, aerial acts, burlesque, fire dance, comedic mayhem and more! 
 
This is guaranteed to be a night of real love that will have you opening your heart...and your legs! Bring a date, bring a lover, bring your ex girlfriend's new boyfriend, or just bring that nice homeless man from the L train! Everyone deserves to be loved, and we want to give it to you.... hard. 
 
Doors at 8pm, Show at 9pm. 
$15 
House of Yes
342 Maujer Street
Brooklyn N
:::::::::Thursday, January 24th::::::::
 
Famous Aerial and Variety Show
 
Being a professional performer in one of the most important cities in the world, notoriety is what pays the bills. Blatant self promotion is expected and unavoidable. Your face, your body and your personality are your primary instruments in your craft. Thursday, January 24th, come see the cream of the crop circus performers wrestle and ponder what fame means to them, while flying above your head and defying death,
all for the sake of glory and the sound of your applause. 

Hosted by Barbara Walters.

Starring: Anya Sapozhnikova, Seanna Sharpe, Benjamin Cerf, Rosabelle Selavy, Vertical Aerial Arts, Jeff Seal, Jan Manke, Preeya Bhajandas, Paul Zuker, Scott Combs and Danielle Natoli, Carolyn Chiu and MAINEVENTT!

Doors at 8, show at 9. $10
Tickets available exclusively at the door.
House of Yes Theater
342 Maujer St between Morgan and Waterbury
L train to Grand St.

All the time and always: Aerial Classes at Sky Box!
Like what you see on stage?  This could be YOU.  sign your flabby ass up for classes at  http://theskybox.org/class-information/classes/.  Got a flabby boyfriend/girlfriend/sister/mom?  Email skybox.info@gmail.com to order your skybox gift certificates!
 
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