What does a 6'5" butcher weigh?
Meat.
Did you know there’s no official training for a garbage collector?
They just pick it up as they go.
My wife screamed in pain during labour so I asked, “What’s wrong?”
“These contractions are going to kill me!!”
“I am sorry, honey,” I replied. “What is wrong?”
I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "one would have been enough."
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